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Bass Dept. of Public Safety bass music tee in Black, back print
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Bass Dept. of Public Safety bass music tee in Black, front print
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Bass Dept. of Public Safety bass music tee in White, back print
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Bass Dept. of Public Safety bass music tee in White, front print
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Bass Dept. of Public Safety bass music tee in Black, back print
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Bass Dept. of Public Safety bass music tee in Black, front print
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Lightweight tee · Bella+Canvas 3001

Bass Dept. of Public Safety Tee

$32.00

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  • Printed to order in the US. Nothing sits in a warehouse.

An orange warning triangle with a speaker throwing sound waves, BASS DEPT. OF PUBLIC SAFETY up top and WARNING: THE LOW END WILL REARRANGE YOUR ORGANS across the back, with WEAR EARPLUGS • HYDRATE • FIND YOUR FRIENDS at the bottom. A round department seal sits on the chest.

Weight · Lightweight tee
Color · Black 6 colors
Size · pick yours Size chart (inches)

Not sure? The size chart has real measurements.

Light, soft, and it breathes. A 4.2 oz Bella+Canvas 3001 in a slimmer retail cut, made for a hot, packed floor. Take your usual size for a close fit, or size up if you like it loose.

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Made for you: printed in about 2–5 business days, then US transit, usually 3–5 days. Order by Nov 20 for an early-December weekend. Gift orders: Dec 11.

Why we picked this

Why it made the cut.

Somebody had to make it official. If you've ever stood in front of a stack and felt your ribcage turn into a subwoofer, you already know this warning is accurate. Consider this your safety briefing: wear earplugs, hydrate, find your friends, and accept that your organs will be in a slightly different spot by the end of the night.

— Jim

Fabric & fit
  • Blank Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
  • Weight 4.2 oz, light and airy. Made for a hot, packed floor
  • Fabric Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton-poly blend, which hides sweat and dust best
  • Fit Slimmer retail cut. Size up if you want it loose

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.

Size chart

Bella+Canvas 3001, laid flat. Chest is measured across the front, armpit to armpit, so double it for the full chest. Length runs from the high point of the shoulder.

SizeChest widthBody length
XS16.527
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034

Inches, ±1. A slimmer retail cut. Take your usual size for a close fit, or size up if you want it loose on the floor.

Full size guide for every blank we print on.

Shipping & returns

Standard US shipping is free once your cart hits $75. Under that it is $4.95 for tees, $6.95 for hoodies and $8.79 for cropped hoodies. Express runs $9.99 to $12.49 and shows at checkout. We ship in the US for now. Outside the US? Email first and I'll tell you the real number.

If the print is wrong or it shows up damaged, we reprint it. Write within 30 days of delivery, and photos help. A wrong size isn't an automatic free swap, because every piece is printed new for you, but email anyway and we'll sort out what we can. The full returns page.

How it's made
  1. You order it. Nothing is sitting in a warehouse waiting for you.
  2. Printful prints it. On a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed fresh for your order. A few days in production.
  3. It ships to you. Then transit. Order by Nov 20 for an early-December weekend. Gift orders: Dec 11.

Print on demand means a little more patience and a lot less waste. Independent design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any artist, label, or event.

The fine print on this one

Two weights, two jobs. Lightweight 3001 is for inside the show. Bella+Canvas 3001, 4.2 oz soft ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton-poly blend), slimmer retail fit, so size up if you like it loose. $32, $36 from 2XL. Heavyweight 1717 is for the lot. Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, boxy and broken-in. $40, $44 from 2XL. Lightweight colors: Black, Dark Grey Heather, Navy, Maroon, Heather Forest, White. Heavyweight colors: Black, Pepper, True Navy, Blue Spruce, Ivory. White and Ivory get the dark-ink version of the same art.

Made to order and printed by Printful in the US, so give it a few days to print before it ships. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

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