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The hoodie · Cotton Heritage M2580
Bass Dept. of Public Safety Hoodie
$64.00
- Free US shipping over $75. $4.95 to $8.79 under that.
- Printed to order in the US. Nothing sits in a warehouse.
An orange warning triangle with a speaker throwing sound waves, BASS DEPT. OF PUBLIC SAFETY up top and WARNING: THE LOW END WILL REARRANGE YOUR ORGANS across the back, with WEAR EARPLUGS • HYDRATE • FIND YOUR FRIENDS at the bottom. A round department seal sits on the chest.
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- ✓ Printed to order in the US and shipped with tracking
Made for you: printed in about 2–5 business days, then US transit, usually 3–5 days. Order by Nov 20 for an early-December weekend. Gift orders: Dec 11.
Why we picked this
Why it made the cut.
Somebody had to make it official. If you've ever stood in front of a stack and felt your ribcage turn into a subwoofer, you already know this warning is accurate. Consider this your safety briefing: wear earplugs, hydrate, find your friends, and accept that your organs will be in a slightly different spot by the end of the night.
— Jim
Fabric & fit
- Blank Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie
- Weight 8.5 oz brushed fleece with a cotton face, so the print stays crisp
- Fit Runs small. Size up one for a relaxed fit
- Best for The walk home at sunrise, the line outside, and the slow walk back to camp
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.
Size chart
Cotton Heritage M2580, laid flat. Chest is measured across the front, armpit to armpit, so double it for the full chest. Length runs from the high point of the shoulder.
| Size | Chest width | Body length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 | 26 | 23.5 |
| S | 20 | 27 | 23.5 |
| M | 21 | 28 | 24 |
| L | 23 | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 25 | 30 | 24 |
| 2XL | 26.5 | 31 | 24 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 | 24 |
| 4XL | 29.5 | 33 | 24 |
Inches, ±1. It runs small. If you usually wear a large, order an XL.
Full size guide for every blank we print on.
Shipping & returns
Standard US shipping is free once your cart hits $75. Under that it is $4.95 for tees, $6.95 for hoodies and $8.79 for cropped hoodies. Express runs $9.99 to $12.49 and shows at checkout. We ship in the US for now. Outside the US? Email first and I'll tell you the real number.
If the print is wrong or it shows up damaged, we reprint it. Write within 30 days of delivery, and photos help. A wrong size isn't an automatic free swap, because every piece is printed new for you, but email anyway and we'll sort out what we can. The full returns page.
How it's made
- You order it. Nothing is sitting in a warehouse waiting for you.
- Printful prints it. On a Cotton Heritage M2580, printed fresh for your order. A few days in production.
- It ships to you. Then transit. Order by Nov 20 for an early-December weekend. Gift orders: Dec 11.
Print on demand means a little more patience and a lot less waste. Independent design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any artist, label, or event.
The fine print on this one
Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover, 8.5 oz cotton-faced fleece. It runs small, so size up. $64, and $68 from 2XL. Dark colors: Black, Vintage Black, Navy Blazer, Charcoal Heather, Maroon, Forest Green. Light colors: Bone and Oatmeal Heather, which get the dark-ink version of the same art so it still reads.
Made to order and printed by Printful in the US, so give it a few days to print before it ships. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
Independent design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any artist, label, or event.
