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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Black - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Black - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Navy Blazer - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Navy Blazer - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Charcoal Heather - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Charcoal Heather - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Vintage Black - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Vintage Black - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Forest Green - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Forest Green - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Military Green - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Military Green - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Maroon - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Maroon - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Purple - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Purple - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Bone - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Bone - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Oatmeal Heather - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Oatmeal Heather - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Light Pink - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Light Pink - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Carbon Grey - back view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Carbon Grey - front view
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I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie - Raverr rave hoodie, mockup 1
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The hoodie · Cotton Heritage M2580

I Don't Dance, I Headbang Hoodie

$64.00

  • Free US shipping over $75. $4.95 to $8.79 under that.
  • Printed to order in the US. Nothing sits in a warehouse.

The sentence I DON'T DANCE I HEADBANG and one red swash. That is the whole design. On Maroon the swash turns hot pink so it doesn't sink into the fabric.

Color · Black 12 colors
Size · pick yours Size chart (inches)

Runs small. Between sizes or like room? Go one up.

The Cotton Heritage M2580 runs small. Size up. If you usually wear a large, order an XL. 2XL and up cost a little more.

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  • ✓ Printed to order in the US and shipped with tracking

Made for you: printed in about 2–5 business days, then US transit, usually 3–5 days. Order by Nov 20 for an early-December weekend. Gift orders: Dec 11.

Why we picked this

Less outfit, more neck.

Not everyone came to shuffle. I've been one of those people since the '90s: less outfit, more neck. The red swash and the sentence are the whole shirt, for anyone whose night looks like a headbang from the back row.

— Jim

Fabric & fit
  • Blank Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie
  • Weight 8.5 oz brushed fleece with a cotton face, so the print stays crisp
  • Fit Runs small. Size up one for a relaxed fit
  • Best for The walk home at sunrise, the line outside, and the slow walk back to camp

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.

Size chart

Cotton Heritage M2580, laid flat. Chest is measured across the front, armpit to armpit, so double it for the full chest. Length runs from the high point of the shoulder.

SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve
XS192623.5
S202723.5
M212824
L232924
XL253024
2XL26.53124
3XL283224
4XL29.53324

Inches, ±1. It runs small. If you usually wear a large, order an XL.

Full size guide for every blank we print on.

Shipping & returns

Standard US shipping is free once your cart hits $75. Under that it is $4.95 for tees, $6.95 for hoodies and $8.79 for cropped hoodies. Express runs $9.99 to $12.49 and shows at checkout. We ship in the US for now. Outside the US? Email first and I'll tell you the real number.

If the print is wrong or it shows up damaged, we reprint it. Write within 30 days of delivery, and photos help. A wrong size isn't an automatic free swap, because every piece is printed new for you, but email anyway and we'll sort out what we can. The full returns page.

How it's made
  1. You order it. Nothing is sitting in a warehouse waiting for you.
  2. Printful prints it. On a Cotton Heritage M2580, printed fresh for your order. A few days in production.
  3. It ships to you. Then transit. Order by Nov 20 for an early-December weekend. Gift orders: Dec 11.

Print on demand means a little more patience and a lot less waste. Independent design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any artist, label, or event.

The fine print on this one

Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover, 8.5 oz, cotton-faced fleece. It runs small. Size up. $64, and $68 from 2XL. Back print plus the sloth chest badge. Colors right now: Black, Navy Blazer, Charcoal Heather, Vintage Black, Maroon, Forest Green, Purple, Military Green, Bone, Oatmeal Heather, Light Pink, Carbon Grey. XS and 4XL are only in Black, Navy Blazer, Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey. The light colors (Bone, Oatmeal Heather, Light Pink, Carbon Grey) get a recolored version of the art so it still reads.

Made to order and printed by Printful in the US. US shipping is $6.95 on hoodies under $75, and free at $75 and up.

Independent design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any artist, label, or event.

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